Every Girl Over 25 Should Have a Cucumber in the House, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead Rose Quote QED Reports, 25th 30th 35th 40th 50th Birthday Card

Every Girl Over 25 Should Have a Cucumber in the House, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead Rose Quote QED Reports, 25th 30th 35th 40th 50th Birthday Card

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"Every girl over 25 should have a cucumber in the house" (card arrives blank inside - we can not include personal messages) For salads and depuffing your eyes, that is...get your mind out of the gutter, girl!

Possibly one of the best and yet most cringe inducing and inappropriate lines badass ladyboss Rose said to Sue Ellen from Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead. Great funny card for a friend's over-25th-birthday, a bride to be, your snarky and equally inappropriate co-worker, and definitely the perfectly dirty 90's card for a bachelorette party. Details: -Blank inside -Original artwork hand drawn by Deb Turcio -A2 greeting cards printed on matte card stock -Comes with 100 % recycled brown kraft envelopes -Each greeting card is packed in a protective acid free cello sleeve -Smaller orders of less than 100 cards will process within 2-3 business days + shipping time of approximately 2-5 business days. -Larger orders of 100+ take about 4-7 business days to process before shipping out.