It's the thought that counts, right? "I was thinking about doing a strip tease for you tonight. (And by "strip tease" I'm not talking about you making fun of me while I clumsily attempt remove clothing in a sexy way which is probably exactly how this is about to go down. Sorry.)" Details: -Blank inside -Original artwork hand drawn by Deb Turcio -A2 greeting cards printed on matte card stock -Comes with 100 % recycled brown kraft envelopes -Each greeting card is packed in a protective acid free cello sleeve -Smaller orders of less than 100 cards will process within 2-3 business days + shipping time of approximately 2-5 business days. -Larger orders of 100+ take about 4-7 business days to process before shipping out.