"Getting older is scary, but not as scary as being trapped in an elevator. With a creepy clown. Who just ate a bean burrito." (blank inside) You know that person who's always freaking out about getting older? Let's give them some perspective, shall we? Details: -Blank inside -Original artwork hand drawn by Deb Turcio -A2 greeting cards printed on matte card stock -Comes with 100 % recycled brown kraft envelopes -Each greeting card is packed in a protective acid free cello sleeve -Smaller orders of less than 100 cards will process within 2-3 business days + shipping time of approximately 2-5 business days. -Larger orders of 100+ take about 4-7 business days to process before shipping out.