*all cards arrive blank inside - we do not add personal messages* If it was a happy birthday...until it wasn't, then you need Keith Morrison on the case. This would be the perfect birthday card for the Dateline obsessed! And please be sure to check out the other Dateline Parody cards in the shop: DebbieDrawsFunny.etsy.com Why do we love Keith and Dateline so much? It's because he leans on things and he leans in hard when it comes to investigative journalism. He is my and so many other's favorite Dateline correspondent. His dramatic voice, his hard questions, and his flare for storytelling are UNMATCHED. He is Keith Morrison and he's making you question the happiness of this birthday and the red stain dripping off the knife...cherry filling? Perhaps blood? Could it be? **Please note: This is not official Dateline NBC merchandise or even Keith Morrison merchandise. The artwork and theme of this card is intended to be a parody of Keith Morrison's infamous style of reporting in his captivating voice making this card seem more intriguing...and perhaps even dangerous!** Details: -Blank inside -Original artwork hand drawn by Deb Turcio -A2 greeting cards printed on matte card stock -Comes with 100 % recycled brown kraft envelopes -Each greeting card is packed in a protective acid free cello sleeve -Smaller orders of less than 100 cards will process within 2-3 business days + shipping time of approximately 2-5 business days. -Larger orders of 100+ take about 4-7 business days to process before shipping out.